Here are just a few of my favorites. I hope you find them thoughtful, silly and - of course - educational.
#1: ALWAYS make sure the bathroom door is closed, not just "closed over".
Source: Zack and Miri Make a Porno
#2: Make sure the juice is worth the squeeze.
Source: The Girl Next Door
#3: If you make a girl angry, the next logical step is to buy her a Fender Strat.
Source: 10 Things I Hate About You
#4: Never ever, ever, EVER get your chest waxed. It's just not worth it.
Source: The 40-Year-Old Virgin
*This clip contains explicit language. You've been warned.*
#5: You might be happier living life as an animal.
Source: Brother Bear
#6: If you ever find a real-life place where nothing very bad could happen to you, buy some furniture and give the cat a name.
Source: Breakfast at Tiffany's
#7: If all else fails, say you work for the city.
Source: Dazed and Confused
#8: There is nothing more courageous than standing up for what is right and what you believe in.
Source: Dead Poets Society
#9: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Source: Dodgeball
#10: You'll be happier in big-lady jeans than you will be starving yourself.
Source: Eat Pray Love
#11: Always ask how to pronounce names like 'Nietzsche' to avoid embarrassment.
Source: The History Boys
#12: Don't let your fears get in the way of your greatness.
Source: Hook
#13: Rule 76: No excuses; play like a champion.
Source: Wedding Crashers
#14: Even though you keep fumbling for the right words, all you really wanted to say was 'thank you'.
Source: In the Land of Women
#15: Best friends are for life.
Source: The Adventures of Milo and Otis
#16: If you're a bird, I'm a bird.
Source: The Notebook
#17: Laughter truly is the best medicine.
Source: Patch Adams
And finally, possibly most importantly:
#18: We accept the love we think we deserve.
Source: The Perks of Being a Wallflower
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